Each week, we tell you the story of two trashy celebrity-ish divorces that, at least to our eyes, seem to share come common themes. We assign a Trash Can rating to each, although we leave a lot of wiggle room in our rating system. Here’s our more-or-less real time Trash Can Tracker:
Rudy Giuliani – Three trash cans
Henry VIII – Five flaming trash cans
Charlie Sheen – Three Trash Cans
Anthony Weiner – Four Trash Cans
Bethenny Frankel – 4.5 Trash Cans
Debbie Reynolds – Debbie gets Halos. Eddie Fisher gets trash cans.
Margaret Mitchell – Margaret gets Halos; ex-husband Red gets trash cans.
Newt Gingrich – A perfect score: Five Trash Cans!