As she was idly scrolling Bluesky a few days ago, Alicia (@alicianwonderland.bsky.social) came across the ultimate Mad-Lib of a skeet: “roald dahl’s grandson is a former london-based journalist who once freelanced for the daily dot and then married princess raiyah of jordan during covid but then got divorced and moved to the US where he became a cop in south carolina and just married an american tiktoker.”

Ask and ye shall receive, as they say, and Trash Pandas, believe it or not, it kind of all makes sense.

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Alicia’s Receipts

Roald Dahl’s grandson Ned Donovan remarries after quietly divorcing Princess Raiyah of Jordan (tatler.com)

When Princess Raiyah of Jordan married Ned Donovan, Roald Dahl’s grandson, in the first royal wedding post-lockdown (tatler.com)

Terra Nullius, by Ned Donovan (terranullius.world)